March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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February 2012
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Happy Birthday, Jerry!
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama (via legypsy)
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popculturebrain:
SNL BONUS SKETCH: Maya Rudolph as Oprah on Weekend Update | EW
As if Rudolph’s episode couldn’t get any better. Hot damn.
I DIDN’T GET A FURBY.
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When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
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And you claim you want to be a writer, too. You’re only a newspaper man. An...
– Bill
The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
(via inagoldenball)
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My biggest fear: I have a kid and it talks.
– Naja
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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In ballet or pointe class:
thehistorydetective:
Sam:
Me:
Dear World, Hannah Risser is a liar who is a beautiful ballet dancer. Don’t listen to anything she says. Sincerely, Sam
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